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In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “Ça va se blesser le zizi” is a common card of the Memes FR pack, number 2943 of the collection, and the 753rd best-known meme of its 3493 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.
What does the “Ça va se blesser le zizi” meme mean?
The line plays on the gap between the worried tone of the speaker and the sad little scrap of paper on display. The message is clear: this protects against nothing. People use it to point at a pitiful piece of gear, a pointless precaution or a makeshift fix that will not hold. The humour comes from the minimalist staging, the serious face on camera and the childish wording. It lands best as a wink when a safety measure looks far too flimsy.
Where does the “Ça va se blesser le zizi” meme come from?
The meme rests on a short video in which a guy films himself saying the line while a small piece of toilet paper sits beside him. The gag lives entirely in the sentence and the pathetic prop shown on screen. The sentence became a shorthand for a precaution that is far too thin. The card keeps the scene as described: one guy, one camera, one line and a scrap of paper.
How to use the “Ça va se blesser le zizi” meme
- Comment on a photo of a helmet or guard that is far too small.
- Reply to a patchwork plan that will never hold.
- Caption a picture of token precautions before a big effort.
- Send the line to a friend who claims to be protected by almost nothing.
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The “Ça va se blesser le zizi” card in MyMemeCards
| Number | No. 2943 |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Common |
| Collection | Memes FR pack |
| Fame | 50/100 · #753 of 3493 |
| Recycle value | 5 MemeCoins (15 in Shiny) |
| Suggested by | @antoine2667 |
How to get the “Ça va se blesser le zizi” card
Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Ça va se blesser le zizi comes out of the Memes FR pack as a common card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.
Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 5 MemeCoins.
The reprint of the “Ça va se blesser le zizi” card
The “Ça va se blesser le zizi” card was reprinted as Rare (No. 3,333). A reprint is the same meme printed again, with a number of its own and a higher rarity than its first printing, which was common. Its face reads “Reprinted card · Higher rarity”.
Every printing is dealt in the packs of the Memes FR pack, each at its own rarity: the higher it is, the rarer the card is to pull. Copies of the first printing already pulled stay as they are, and any printing counts toward completing a set.
MyMemeCards reprints a meme when it deserves more than the rarity of its first printing, such as a classic that became iconic after it came out: the reprint gives it a place among the most sought-after cards without taking anything from the players who already had it.
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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details
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Frequently asked questions
What does “ça va se blesser le zizi” mean?
It is a mock-worried line that makes fun of insufficient protection. The effect comes from the contrast between the acted alarm and the tiny object on show.
Where does the meme come from?
From a short video where a person films himself saying the line, with a small scrap of toilet paper next to him.
When should you use it?
To joke about a ridiculous precaution, flimsy equipment or a repair that is bound to fail.
How do I get the Ça va se blesser le zizi meme card?
Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Ça va se blesser le zizi” is a common card of the Memes FR pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.
How rare is the Ça va se blesser le zizi card?
It is a Common card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.
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