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In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “Diagonal dive” is a rare card of the Memes FR pack, number 5391 of the collection, and the 753rd best-known meme of its 3501 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.
What does the “Diagonal dive” meme mean?
The meme mocks plans too grand to be serious. The character spells out his attack like a strategist, though the idea is messy and the martial jargon rings false. People use it to comment on an ambitious but shaky plan, an absurd game tactic or a pompous explanation with no chance of working.
Where does the “Diagonal dive” meme come from?
The line comes from Kaamelott, a French comedy and historical fantasy series created by Alexandre Astier, Alain Kappauf and Jean-Yves Robin, aired from January 3, 2005 to October 31, 2009 on M6. The line has since become a staple of the series’ quotes.
How to use the “Diagonal dive” meme
- Detail a video game plan with the same confidence.
- Answer a colleague proposing a far too complicated maneuver.
- Caption a tactics diagram scribbled on a tablecloth.
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The “Diagonal dive” card in MyMemeCards
| Number | No. 5391 |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Rare |
| Collection | Memes FR pack |
| Fame | 50/100 · #753 of 3501 |
| Recycle value | 10 MemeCoins (30 in Shiny) |
| Suggested by | @elgreco |
How to get the “Diagonal dive” card
Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Diagonal dive comes out of the Memes FR pack as a rare card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.
Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 10 MemeCoins.
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5 meme cards, one of them at least Rare. One free pack per person.
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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details
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Frequently asked questions
Where does “J’vous arrive dessus en piqué diagonale” come from?
From the series Kaamelott, where Guethenoc explains his fighting tactic to Roparzh.
When did Kaamelott air?
The series aired from January 3, 2005 to October 31, 2009 on M6.
How do I get the Diagonal dive meme card?
Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Diagonal dive” is a rare card of the Memes FR pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.
How rare is the Diagonal dive card?
It is a Rare card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.
Sources: Kaamelott (Wikipédia) · checked on November 1, 2026.
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