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In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” is a common card of the Memes FR pack, number 4645 of the collection, and the 753rd best-known meme of its 3500 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.
What does the “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” meme mean?
The line compares an everyday scene to an absurd bodily image to underline how silly it looks. People use it for two objects brushing against each other, two cheeks kissing clumsily, or two friends hugging with too much enthusiasm. The comedy comes from the jarring image, the unashamed vulgarity and the pseudo-serious tone of the observation. As with many such memes, the shock matters more than the sense.
Where does the “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” meme come from?
It belongs to the family of crude comparisons that spread through comments and image captions in French-speaking humor circles. The word “bise” roots it in something very French, the greeting of two kisses on the cheek. Its full-sentence format ending with a period makes it easy to write on a picture or drop into a conversation.
How to use the “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” meme
- Under a photo of two fruits pressed together on the counter.
- When two strangers greet each other awkwardly at a wedding.
- As a caption on a screenshot of two characters brushing past.
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The “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” card in MyMemeCards
| Number | No. 4645 |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Common |
| Collection | Memes FR pack |
| Fame | 50/100 · #753 of 3500 |
| Recycle value | 5 MemeCoins (15 in Shiny) |
| Suggested by | @wydroks |
How to get the “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” card
Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise. comes out of the Memes FR pack as a common card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.
Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 5 MemeCoins.
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5 meme cards, one of them at least Rare. One free pack per person.
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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details
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Frequently asked questions
What is this meme?
A crude, absurd comparison for an awkward contact between two things.
Who invented it?
No specific author is known; it spreads through comments and captions.
Can it be used anywhere?
No, the wording is vulgar, so keep it for friends who enjoy that register.
How do I get the On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise. meme card?
Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise.” is a common card of the Memes FR pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.
How rare is the On dirait mes couilles qui se font la bise. card?
It is a Common card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.
Sources: YouTube : recherche de la réplique · checked on October 29, 2026.
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