“Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child”, the common meme card
Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child is one of the meme cards you collect in MyMemeCards, the meme card game. “Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child” is a a common card of the Memes World series 31, number 9039 of the collection.
- Number
- No. 9039
- Rarity
- Common
- Collection
- Memes World series 31
- Meme since
- 2021
- Type
- Catchphrase
- Fame
- 61/100
- Recycle value
- 5 MemeCoins (15 in Shiny)
- Meme page views
- 26,294
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Where the “Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child” meme comes from
Mishearing MGMT's "Little Dark Age" as SpongeBob pleading with cops became a TikTok hit. Swap what he's accused of—the format works for everything.
On the card: Know Your Meme files it as catchphrase, it spread from 2021, its meme page counts 26,294 views.
How to get the “Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child” meme card
Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child comes out of the Memes World series 31 as a common card. The pack odds say what each rarity is worth opening.
Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that you sign in with Google and a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it with another collector — and a card you keep in double recycles into 5 MemeCoins.
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Frequently asked questions
How do I get the Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child meme card?
Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child” is a common card of the Memes World series 31. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.
How rare is the Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child card?
It is a Common card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.
What is the Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child card worth?
Recycling it gives 5 MemeCoins, three times that for a Shiny printing. Its market price is set by the collectors' own listings and auctions.
Is MyMemeCards free?
Yes. Opening packs and collecting meme cards costs nothing: a free pack every 10 minutes, up to 3 in reserve.
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