“Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” meme: meaning, origin and rare card

What does the “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” meme mean?

The meme celebrates the comic panic of a person who digs a deeper hole while trying to do well. Conjugating a noun makes no sense, and the more Coudoux pushes, the more invented forms pile up: “nous ordinateuron”, “vous ordinateurions”. People use it for an answer that derails, an improvised talk that goes off the rails, or a language slip delivered with total confidence. The “stresse pas, stresse pas” (“don't stress”) muttered mid-collapse became an ironic self-pep-talk.

Where does the “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” meme come from?

The clip shows Coudoux, a figure of French-language livestreams, facing a deceptively simple request: conjugate the verb “ordinateur”. He runs through “je ordinateur, tu ordinateur, il ordinateur”, hesitates, backtracks, then invents “nous ordinateuron” and “vous ordinateurions”. The moment, funny for how seriously he takes it, was cut and reposted as a short video titled “Coudoux conjugue le verbe ordinateur”, with hashtags tied to Jean Pormanove's streams, where he appeared. The scene then spread as a quote to tease one's own language blunders.

How to use the “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” meme

• Comment on a speech where someone gets hopelessly tangled.
• Answer a grammar mistake delivered with confidence.
• Invent an absurd conjugation for another noun.
• Pump yourself up before a presentation: “don't stress, don't stress”.

The “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” card in MyMemeCards

Number	No. 2703
Rarity	Rare
Collection	Memes FR pack
Fame	50/100 · #753 of 3498
Recycle value	10 MemeCoins (30 in Shiny)
Suggested by	@stkhalifa

How to get the “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” card

Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur comes out of the Memes FR pack as a rare card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.

Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 10 MemeCoins.

The reprint of the “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” card

The “Coudoux conjuge le verbe Ordinateur” card was reprinted as Epic (No. 4,766). A reprint is the same meme printed again, with a number of its own and a higher rarity than its first printing, which was rare. Its face reads “Reprinted card · Higher rarity”.

Every printing is dealt in the packs of the Memes FR pack, each at its own rarity: the higher it is, the rarer the card is to pull. Copies of the first printing already pulled stay as they are, and any printing counts toward completing a set.

MyMemeCards reprints a meme when it deserves more than the rarity of its first printing, such as a classic that became iconic after it came out: the reprint gives it a place among the most sought-after cards without taking anything from the players who already had it.

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