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“Smazhte myaso maslom” meme: meaning, origin and common card

Smajte miasso maslom, or “oil the meat”, is a nonsense cooking order from the Russian internet, dating to 2025.

MyMemeCards editorial teamPublished 9 min read
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In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “Smazhte myaso maslom” is a common card of the Russian Memes pack, number 232 of the collection, and the 132nd best-known meme of its 300 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.

What does the “Smazhte myaso maslom” meme mean?

The line poses as a serious recipe while being deliberately lopsided: grease the meat, insist, do it again. People use the meme to mock cooking tutorials, to tease circular advice, or to caption a clip where the logic collapses halfway through. It also works as a deadpan “of course” in reply to an instruction that means nothing. The comedy comes from the confident tone set against the absurd gesture, which can be spun endlessly with other ingredients.

Where does the “Smazhte myaso maslom” meme come from?

The meme appeared on the Russian internet in 2025 as a kitchen sentence repeated like a mantra. Users set it to music in remixes, and creators of AI-generated videos then illustrated it with dishes and gestures that grew more improbable each time. The ritual swelled from edit to edit, each version adding an exaggeration. There is no single founder to point to; the collective habit of repeating it kept it alive.

How to use the “Smazhte myaso maslom” meme

  • Under a burger tutorial, a comment sums up the method: Smajte miasso maslom, then again.
  • An editor lays the phrase over a cook hesitating above a pan.
  • A friend asks how to nail a rib steak and gets “Smajte miasso maslom” as the answer.

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The “Smazhte myaso maslom” card in MyMemeCards

Smazhte myaso maslom card
NumberNo. 232
RarityCommon
CollectionRussian Memes pack
Fame50/100 · #132 of 300
Recycle value5 MemeCoins (15 in Shiny)
Rarities of the Russian Memes pack: 300 cards
  • Common16956%
  • Rare9231%
  • Epic279.0%
  • Legendary93.0%
  • Mythic31.0%

How to get the “Smazhte myaso maslom” card

Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Smazhte myaso maslom comes out of the Russian Memes pack as a common card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.

Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 5 MemeCoins.

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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details

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Frequently asked questions

What does Smajte miasso maslom mean?

It is a Russian cooking instruction to coat the meat with oil, presented in a purposely absurd way.

Why do AI videos pick up this meme?

The image of impossible cooking suits the surreal scenes those tools can produce with little effort.

Can the phrase be adapted?

Yes. Swap the ingredient or the tool to build a fresh version in the same solemn, circular tone.

How do I get the Smazhte myaso maslom meme card?

Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Smazhte myaso maslom” is a common card of the Russian Memes pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.

How rare is the Smazhte myaso maslom card?

It is a Common card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.

Sources: Runet — Wikipédia · Mème Internet — Wikipédia · checked on October 29, 2026.

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