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In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “Mme Pavoshko” is a rare card of the Memes FR pack, number 5150 of the collection, and the 753rd best-known meme of its 3502 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.
What does the “Mme Pavoshko” meme mean?
The phrase announces that you are very much alive after a long silence. It takes the form of a message to an imaginary person, Madame Pavoshko, who supposedly feared the worst. People send it in a group chat after a late reply, or when returning from a social media break. The tone is offbeat and friendly: the usual reasons for vanishing, prison or hospital, are waved away lightly. The imitated foreign accent adds the comedy.
Where does the “Mme Pavoshko” meme come from?
The line is made of an English greeting, “Hi”, a polite title, “madame Pavoshko”, and a casual justification where the speaker says they are neither in prison nor in hospital. That structure feels like a voicemail or a sketch scene where someone finally checks in. Users isolated the clip, turned it into sound and image, then relayed it in comments and stories. The phrase settled into French online vocabulary thanks to its rhythm and absurd humour rather than a dated event.
How to use the “Mme Pavoshko” meme
- After two weeks of silence: “Hi, madame Pavoshko, no, I'm not in hospital.”
- To a worried friend: “Madame Pavoshko, I'm alive, promise.”
- To reopen a chat: “Hi, madame Pavoshko, I'm back.”
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The “Mme Pavoshko” card in MyMemeCards
| Number | No. 5150 |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Rare |
| Collection | Memes FR pack |
| Fame | 50/100 · #753 of 3502 |
| Recycle value | 10 MemeCoins (30 in Shiny) |
| Suggested by | @hugoacolyte |
How to get the “Mme Pavoshko” card
Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Mme Pavoshko comes out of the Memes FR pack as a rare card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.
Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 10 MemeCoins.
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5 meme cards, one of them at least Rare. One free pack per person.
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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details
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Frequently asked questions
What does “Hi, madame Pavoshko” mean?
It is a comic way to check in after a long absence while dismissing the worst scenarios.
Who is Madame Pavoshko?
A fictional listener addressed by the line, standing for whoever worried about the absence.
When should you use it?
As a late reply or on returning from an online break, to lighten the mood.
How do I get the Mme Pavoshko meme card?
Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Mme Pavoshko” is a rare card of the Memes FR pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.
How rare is the Mme Pavoshko card?
It is a Rare card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.
Sources: Résultats YouTube : Mme Pavoshko · checked on October 29, 2026.
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