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"Tu voles, tu payes. T'es ma pute !" (AubinB)In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “Tu voles, tu payes” is a common card of the Memes FR pack, number 2108 of the collection, and the 753rd best-known meme of its 3494 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.
What does the “Tu voles, tu payes” meme mean?
The meme plays on the clash between a reassuring guardian angel and a threatening attitude. The voice, the tone and the line sound like a warning from a character who is supposed to help. People quote it to fake excessive authority, to jokingly threaten a friend who “stole” a fry or an item, or to answer any request for quick justice. The comedy comes from the gap between expected kindness and the roughness of the line.
Where does the “Tu voles, tu payes” meme come from?
Greg Guillotin is a comedian known for hidden-camera pranks in which he impersonates Mimie Mathy as Joséphine, the heroine of the French series Joséphine, ange gardien. A video uploaded as “Greg guillotin : On ne deconne pas avec Joséphine !” features one of these impressions, with an armed and furious Joséphine. The line broke free from the video and became a phrase repeated in conversation. Other parodies of the series also appeared in compilations of French television.
How to use the “Tu voles, tu payes” meme
- Drop the line when someone steals from your plate.
- Jokingly threaten whoever borrowed an item without asking.
- Imitate the voice to amuse a group of friends.
- Quote the clip to parody overly nice figures.
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The “Tu voles, tu payes” card in MyMemeCards
| Number | No. 2108 |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Common |
| Collection | Memes FR pack |
| Fame | 50/100 · #753 of 3494 |
| Recycle value | 5 MemeCoins (15 in Shiny) |
| Suggested by | @xultheor |
How to get the “Tu voles, tu payes” card
Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Tu voles, tu payes comes out of the Memes FR pack as a common card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.
Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 5 MemeCoins.
The reprint of the “Tu voles, tu payes” card
The “Tu voles, tu payes” card was reprinted as Rare (No. 3,019). A reprint is the same meme printed again, with a number of its own and a higher rarity than its first printing, which was common. Its face reads “Reprinted card · Higher rarity”.
Every printing is dealt in the packs of the Memes FR pack, each at its own rarity: the higher it is, the rarer the card is to pull. Copies of the first printing already pulled stay as they are, and any printing counts toward completing a set.
MyMemeCards reprints a meme when it deserves more than the rarity of its first printing, such as a classic that became iconic after it came out: the reprint gives it a place among the most sought-after cards without taking anything from the players who already had it.
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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details
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Frequently asked questions
Where does Tu voles, tu payes come from?
From Greg Guillotin’s impression of Joséphine, ange gardien in a hidden-camera bit.
Who is being imitated?
Mimie Mathy as Joséphine, heroine of the series Joséphine, ange gardien.
What does the line mean?
It jokingly threatens anyone who takes what is not theirs.
How do I get the Tu voles, tu payes meme card?
Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Tu voles, tu payes” is a common card of the Memes FR pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.
How rare is the Tu voles, tu payes card?
It is a Common card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.
Sources: YouTube — Greg guillotin : On ne deconne pas avec Joséphine ! · checked on October 18, 2026.
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