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“Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” meme: meaning, origin and common card

In the comedy Vieni avanti cretino, Lino Banfi plays an employee whose automated job goes disastrously wrong.

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The “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” meme

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In MyMemeCards, the meme card game, “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” is a common card of the Italian Memes pack, number 108 of the collection, and the 76th best-known meme of its 300 cards. Here is what the meme means, where it comes from, and how to get its card.

What does the “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” meme mean?

It comes out when someone repeats the same scripted line without solving anything, when a rigid procedure produces nonsense, or when a small mistake snowballs into chaos. It is the meme for service that never answers.

Where does the “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” meme come from?

Vieni avanti cretino is an Italian comedy directed by Luciano Salce, released in 1982, with Lino Banfi as Pasquale Baudaffi. Banfi also co-wrote the story with Roberto Leoni and Franco Bucceri. In one of its most quoted stretches, his character works in a cybernetics factory under a jumpy director, “dottor Tomas”, played by Alfonso Tomas. The repetitive tasks eventually make him snap and the machinery breaks down. The scene was shot at the Laboratori nazionali di Frascati. Years later the clip keeps circulating as video and edits online.

  1. 1982Vieni avanti cretino, directed by Luciano Salce and starring Lino Banfi, is released.

How to use the “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” meme

  • I’ve been on hold with customer service for an hour: “il dottor Thomas non è in sede”.
  • The bot gives the same answer to every question. Total dottor Thomas energy.
  • My manager sends me to three different desks and each one says Doctor Thomas isn’t here.

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The “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” card in MyMemeCards

Doctor Thomas Is Not Here card
NumberNo. 108
RarityCommon
CollectionItalian Memes pack
Fame55/100 · #76 of 300
Recycle value5 MemeCoins (15 in Shiny)
Rarities of the Italian Memes pack: 300 cards
  • Common14749%
  • Rare9030%
  • Epic3813%
  • Legendary227.3%
  • Mythic31.0%

How to get the “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” card

Every pack holds 5 meme cards, the first 3 of them Common; Doctor Thomas Is Not Here comes out of the Italian Memes pack as a common card. The pack odds say what each rarity weighs.

Your first pack is free and needs no account. After that a new free pack lands every 10 minutes, up to 3 waiting for you. You can also buy the card with MemeCoins on the market, bid for it at auction, or trade it — and a double recycles into 5 MemeCoins.

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5 meme cards, one of them at least Rare. One free pack per person.

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Odds per card, averaged over a pack: Common 72%, Rare 23.9%, Epic 3.2%, Legendary 0.56%, Mythic 0.3%, Full Art ≤ 0.1%, Shiny 0.2%. Cards 1 to 3 are always Common, cards 4 and 5 climb the rarities. Rates drop for cards that circulate a lot. Details

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Frequently asked questions

Where does “il dottor Thomas non è in sede” come from?

From Vieni avanti cretino, a comedy by Luciano Salce starring Lino Banfi.

Who directed the film?

Luciano Salce.

When is the meme used?

For rigid replies, poor service or confusion that gets worse.

How do I get the Doctor Thomas Is Not Here meme card?

Open a pack of MyMemeCards: “Doctor Thomas Is Not Here” is a common card of the Italian Memes pack. Your first pack is free, with no account, and you can also buy, trade or win the card at auction.

How rare is the Doctor Thomas Is Not Here card?

It is a Common card. Rarity decides which pack slot can deal it, and what it is worth on the market.

Sources: Vieni avanti cretino (Wikipedia) · checked on November 5, 2026.

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